Already breaking the resolution I made five minutes ago to think about nothing but H.D., Plath, Kant, and Hegel until my English and politics papers are turned in, I was listening to a 1954 episode of The Goon Show and heard this gem:
Listeners who are listening will, of course, realise that Minnie and Henry are talking rubbish, as erudite people will realise, there are no elephants in Sussex. They are only found in Kent. North of a line drawn between two points thus making it the shortest distance.
I’m pretty sure this is hilarious.