Campus Dailywatch (2009-02-09)

I don’t think any of today’s headlines can possibly surpassed by those of my own college daily. A couple highlights:

Thirteen go to hospital post-Bicker, proof of how disgusting, not to mention anti-intellectual, Princeton’s selective eating club scene is.

Class of 2012 president resigns to take off spring semester, for “personal reasons,” you see. I’ve heard rumors, but I probably shouldn’t repeat them on the interwebz—needless to say, the scandal that continues to plague our student government is pretty fucking entertaining.

On an unrelated note, I picked up a card from the table in the dining hall at lunch today. On the front, it says, “If you could ask God ONE QUESTION, what would it be?” The reverse lists some dates with discussion topics: “Why is there suffering?” “Who was Jesus really?” “What about Science [sic]?” “Is Jesus the only way to God?”

I won’t lie: I laughed for like five minutes and continued to repeat those questions over and over again in silly voices to the folks I was sitting with. Yeah, I know, I’m a terrible person.

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